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Joke #1

11 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:
1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing
8. Again ask for extra sheet
9. Keep writing.
10. Make beatiful diagram by a well sharpened pencil.
11. Submit her copy after ending bell.


11 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:
1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows n Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen
6. Stares at examcopy of the person sitting beside them.
7. Ask for water.
8. Act like sleeping by head down.
9. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here.
10. Look at their frnd angrily when he/she ask for extra sheet.
11. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam.

Joke #2

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved to some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their son's behavior.

The parents heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the 8-year old boy was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

That is sexist. Not funny at all.

BlueWyverkai Wyvern wrote:That is sexist. Not funny at all.

That's not to the scale of sexism. It's just a joke.

Awesome one. Looking forward for more jokes.

Jana V wrote:

BlueWyverkai Wyvern wrote:That is sexist. Not funny at all.

That's not to the scale of sexism. It's just a joke.

Its just a Joke :p

Steff wrote:Awesome one. Looking forward for more jokes.

I have Exams for 2 Days. I might Get More after That.

Looking forward for more jokes, Pritam.

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LOL God is missing. Mischievous but they're dumb.

Pritam Nayak wrote:11 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:
1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing
8. Again ask for extra sheet
9. Keep writing.
10. Make beatiful diagram by a well sharpened pencil.
11. Submit her copy after ending bell.

11 Things Emily Does in an Exam Hall
1. Write
2. Scratch head with eraser
3. Try to write, but get distracted by air
4. Tap fingers on desk
5. Doodle picture of dragon on paper
6. Write 3 things
7. Sneak a peek at nearest friend to see how he or she is doing
8. Make panicky expression at friend, who makes panicked face back
9. Doodle a spiderweb
10. Rub chin thoughtfully
11a. Realize that I am taking an exam, and not a weird survey
11b. Paaaaaaaannnnnnnic because time has almost run out

Emily Sanders wrote:11 Things Emily Does in an Exam Hall
1. Write
2. Scratch head with eraser
3. Try to write, but get distracted by air
4. Tap fingers on desk
5. Doodle picture of dragon on paper
6. Write 3 things
7. Sneak a peek at nearest friend to see how he or she is doing
8. Make panicky expression at friend, who makes panicked face back
9. Doodle a spiderweb
10. Rub chin thoughtfully
11a. Realize that I am taking an exam, and not a weird survey
11b. Paaaaaaaannnnnnnic because time has almost run out

LOLOLOL HILARIOUS Survey lol distracted by air xD

Haha! They... are... just ridiculous!!

Emily Sanders wrote:

Pritam Nayak wrote:11 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:
1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing
8. Again ask for extra sheet
9. Keep writing.
10. Make beatiful diagram by a well sharpened pencil.
11. Submit her copy after ending bell.

11 Things Emily Does in an Exam Hall
1. Write
2. Scratch head with eraser
3. Try to write, but get distracted by air
4. <a class="inlineAdmedialink" href="#">Tap fingers</a> on desk
5. Doodle picture of dragon on paper
6. Write 3 things
7. Sneak a peek at nearest friend to see how he or she is doing
8. Make panicky expression at friend, who makes panicked face back
9. Doodle a spiderweb
10. Rub chin thoughtfully
11a. Realize that I am taking an exam, and not a weird survey
11b. Paaaaaaaannnnnnnic because time has almost run out

Emily I do that sometimes, and Try to stalk the One sitting on my Front xD

Kay, lets try one.
11 Things Pawrian/Teteh does in an exam hall
1.Write
2.Think
3.Looking at clock
4.Write again
5.Draw manga face or creatures
6.Looking at clock again
7.Cheat my friend but i don't get what does it means
8.Find fleas in my hair
9.got stress on hard questions
10.Panic and start to cry for question that i can't answer, time almost up
11.no idea, just write what i know, without caring it's correct or not.

Pawrian Gray wrote:8.Find fleas in my hair

Stay far, far, far away from me! rofl

Pawrian Gray wrote:11.no idea, just write what i know, without caring it's correct or not.

Same here.