2010...
Guy: Who is that
girl? I feel so
in her presence!
Girl: Who is that ugly boy? That clothing is so last century!
Guy, when he hears the girl:
Boo-hoo!
Girl: HAHA!
2011...
Same Guy: Isn't that the insulting
girl? Why is she in last century clothes?
Same Girl: I shouldn't have
at him! I am so
that he will
at me NOW!
Same Guy: HAHA!! Those clothes belong to a
! I'm very
!
Same Girl:
BOO HOO! *runs away*
2012...
Same Girl: Ah! What a
fashion store!
Maybe I can go in and buy something!
Same Guy: I
you! Why can't you understand that I just want to eat you with some
?!
Same Girl: A CANNIBAL! You... wanna eat me with a
and a
on top?
won't give you any presents! You must be
!!
Same Guy: I could put you under the
and wait for you to roast! Then I could invite my
friend and my royal friends, the
and the
and their royal
, to lunch! Then, we can watch a
match.
What else can I do next?
Same Girl:
*FAINTS*
Same Guy: Instant food! She offered herself to me!
LATER THAT DAY...
Same Girl: This is
, why am I on a frying pan?!
What are these
?
Same Guy: Yum! Now, I put the
on top of the ice-creams! Delicious!
EVEN LATER THAT DAY...
: Yummy!
: This pork is delicious!
: As good as eating human body parts!
Same Guy: That's because it is!
,
and
: *vomit blood as red as
s* YUCK! We just became cannibals
!!