Funny Smileys Jokes

hello lets make jokes with smileys letsssss start

Pirate Curse: i was like this but then i evolved and turned like this

Flying Joke: (guy 1) hey man look whats that in the sky!? (guy 2) (guy 1) eheh is superman (superman)

lets make more!

Ho ho ho. I am , I ride . One day, at Christmas, I went to the Egypt and I met my old friend, . He was so arrogant. Then I went to England and saw my enemy, . She almost banned christmas! After that I went to Easter Island and chatted with my friend . Then finally I came to Carribean and befriended this random guy with his pet . My adventure was great, ho ho ho. Off I go to the .

"Gain hair for 2 days" hmm...Interesting
Expected: reality: What the heck is this sorcery?

Guy 1: Who knows?
Guy 2: I do!!!
Guy 1: what is it then?
Guy 2: an elephant!!
Guy 1: I don't think so...
Guy 2:You may never know!!
Guy 1: Hey! I saw it! it is you... the one eyed weirdo!
Guy 2: It wasn't me who you youo had to at!!
*cryes and walks away* Hey! it's the other way!!

Julian Z wrote:Guy 1: Who knows?
Guy 2: I do!!!
Guy 1: what is it then?
Guy 2: an elephant!!
Guy 1: I don't think so...
Guy 2:You may never know!!
Guy 1: Hey! I saw it! it is you... the one eyed weirdo!
Guy 2: It wasn't me who you youo had to at!!
*cryes and walks away* Hey! it's the other way!!

are cyclops

Gath wrote:

Julian Z wrote:Guy 1: Who knows?
Guy 2: I do!!!
Guy 1: what is it then?
Guy 2: an elephant!!
Guy 1: I don't think so...
Guy 2:You may never know!!
Guy 1: Hey! I saw it! it is you... the one eyed weirdo!
Guy 2: It wasn't me who you youo had to at!!
*cryes and walks away* Hey! it's the other way!!

are cyclops

I know vbut aren't Cyclops also one-eyed weirdos?

Julian Z wrote:

Gath wrote:

Julian Z wrote:Guy 1: Who knows?
Guy 2: I do!!!
Guy 1: what is it then?
Guy 2: an elephant!!
Guy 1: I don't think so...
Guy 2:You may never know!!
Guy 1: Hey! I saw it! it is you... the one eyed weirdo!
Guy 2: It wasn't me who you youo had to at!!
*cryes and walks away* Hey! it's the other way!!

are cyclops

I know vbut aren't Cyclops also one-eyed weirdos?

ya you might get ambushed by them in 3 minutes

Gath wrote:

Julian Z wrote:

Gath wrote:

Julian Z wrote:Guy 1: Who knows?
Guy 2: I do!!!
Guy 1: what is it then?
Guy 2: an elephant!!
Guy 1: I don't think so...
Guy 2:You may never know!!
Guy 1: Hey! I saw it! it is you... the one eyed weirdo!
Guy 2: It wasn't me who you youo had to at!!
*cryes and walks away* Hey! it's the other way!!

are cyclops

I know vbut aren't Cyclops also one-eyed weirdos?

ya you might get ambushed by them in 3 minutes

o.O do not even dare!!! I am so scared!!

Just tell to asian cyclops 'uh-isang-taung-naka-tae' They're asians

He was like this then LOL'd then became a clown :3

Gath wrote:
Just tell to asian cyclops 'uh-isang-taung-naka-tae' They're asians

Nevah!!

2010...

Guy: Who is that girl? I feel so in her presence!
Girl: Who is that ugly boy? That clothing is so last century!
Guy, when he hears the girl: Boo-hoo!
Girl: HAHA!

2011...

Same Guy: Isn't that the insulting girl? Why is she in last century clothes?
Same Girl: I shouldn't have at him! I am so that he will at me NOW!
Same Guy: HAHA!! Those clothes belong to a ! I'm very !
Same Girl: BOO HOO! *runs away*

2012...

Same Girl: Ah! What a fashion store! Maybe I can go in and buy something!
Same Guy: I you! Why can't you understand that I just want to eat you with some ?!
Same Girl: A CANNIBAL! You... wanna eat me with a and a on top? won't give you any presents! You must be !!
Same Guy: I could put you under the and wait for you to roast! Then I could invite my friend and my royal friends, the and the and their royal , to lunch! Then, we can watch a match. What else can I do next?
Same Girl: *FAINTS*
Same Guy: Instant food! She offered herself to me!

LATER THAT DAY...

Same Girl: This is , why am I on a frying pan?! What are these ?
Same Guy: Yum! Now, I put the on top of the ice-creams! Delicious!

EVEN LATER THAT DAY...

: Yummy!
: This pork is delicious!
: As good as eating human body parts!
Same Guy: That's because it is!
, and : *vomit blood as red as s* YUCK! We just became cannibals !!

Once upon a time there was a and of an planet who were very . They loved ruling among the s and being entertained by their , although sometimes his jokes left them feeling .

Miscrit Maniac wrote:2010...

Guy: Who is that girl? I feel so in her presence!
Girl: Who is that ugly boy? That clothing is so last century!
Guy, when he hears the girl: Boo-hoo!
Girl: HAHA!

2011...

Same Guy: Isn't that the insulting girl? Why is she in last century clothes?
Same Girl: I shouldn't have at him! I am so that he will at me NOW!
Same Guy: HAHA!! Those clothes belong to a ! I'm very !
Same Girl: BOO HOO! *runs away*

2012...

Same Girl: Ah! What a fashion store! Maybe I can go in and buy something!
Same Guy: I you! Why can't you understand that I just want to eat you with some ?!
Same Girl: A CANNIBAL! You... wanna eat me with a and a on top? won't give you any presents! You must be !!
Same Guy: I could put you under the and wait for you to roast! Then I could invite my friend and my royal friends, the and the and their royal , to lunch! Then, we can watch a match. What else can I do next?
Same Girl: *FAINTS*
Same Guy: Instant food! She offered herself to me!

LATER THAT DAY...

Same Girl: This is , why am I on a frying pan?! What are these ?
Same Guy: Yum! Now, I put the on top of the ice-creams! Delicious!

EVEN LATER THAT DAY...

: Yummy!
: This pork is delicious!
: As good as eating human body parts!
Same Guy: That's because it is!
, and : *vomit blood as red as s* YUCK! We just became cannibals !!

wierd....
but cool